Hash 1 / First Inaugural Prague Beer Mile

Date & time: 2016-01-30 13:00:00
Location: Riegrovy Sady
Hare(s): Sloppy Stool
Scribe(s): Semen Spirit
Hash Type: A-A
Attending hashers: Semen Spirit
Visitors: Mr. Pink, Momma's Little Cum Rag, Tom Wanks
Description: Come join us for the first ever Prague Beer Mile event. The rules of the event are simple... Each competitor must complete a full beer which is at least 5% alcohol before starting. They then do one lap of the track, then drink another beer. A total of 4 beers and 4 laps must be completed in the fastest time possible... Competitors may either walk or run, but cannot run if they state they plan to walk. Obviously if they are incapable of running for any reason then walking is acceptable, but their time will be classed as a running time... There are also penalties for anyone who fails to hold onto the contents of their stomachs for any reason... The event will take place at the running track in Riegerovy Sady on Saturday 30th January at 2pm. For anyone who doesn't know how to find the track, contact me in advance and we can make arrangements to meet somewhere nearby... Obviously we need to make sure there is enough beer for all competitors, so please make sure you let us know in advance if you plan to compete. Either that, or bring your own beer with you. A reminder though that it must be at least 5% alcohol to make the time valid... After the event there will be a social gathering/pub crawl for anyone interested, and you are of course more than welcome to come along just to encourage/laugh at the competitors. This event does not take the place of the actual Hash that weekend, which will take place as usual on the following day... In case of any questions, issues, or anything else, feel free to contract me either through here or by calling/sms to 774 871 560
Scripture: Awesome Beer Mile in Prague, one of the most fun ever. Records and points of lager... Track: bone fide 400m in the centre of Prague on a wind-exposed hill. Dirt track and full-on shiggy back corner meant everyone ran well over 1,609m 1. Mr. Pink 9:59 Matches own personal worst-ever BM performance (set in a foot of snow). Not least for doing an 850-km, 21-hour round trip to do an event lasting less than 10 mins. Got up 8 hours earlier than normal and ran a BM for breakfast resulting in inevitable post race puke (none in first 21 BMs, now 3-in-a-row, worryingly). Improves to 22-1-1NC. Brought beer from Austria via Slovakia to Czech to be BM compliant in ice which amusingly melted over seat-stealer on train. 2, Momma\'s Little Cum Rag 10:03 would have won if a) didn\'t drink American piss (MGD, 4.7%) b) didn\'t pre-open American piss 5 min before start c) didn\'t draft Pink the entire Mile until the last corner, only to pass him and inexplicably stop 5m short of the line Reckons he can improve by 10 secs. BS, he\'s a free diver and has a 3 min improvement in him. Can pass all the San Diegans in the H3 database. Future champ 3. Semen Spirit 17:18 (Penalty Lap) Technically should have 30 seconds added to his time for starting before everyone else, but as this is actual completion time, will let it slide. Awesome first beer downing. NEW HR: Berliner Berg NEW HR: Finnish NR Tried to avoid penalty lap until photographic evidence of super-chunder was presented Will get the H3 BM database online. 4. Tom Wanks 18:02 New HR: Pilsner Urquell (technically non-qualifying beer, but nothing else available and did penalty 5th beer to compensate, refusing time stop until absolutely empty, kudos) Sets PB and beats nemesis 9\" in the back straight by 14 secs 5. Sloppy Stool 19:00 New HR; Crutches New HR: Walking New HR: Shoal\'s Pale Ale 2nd All-time: European H3 real Kingston Rules (355s) 4th strongest h3 beer ever (5.4%) Destroys previous Walker\'s record (Chris Herbert -2:03) on crutches Sorted On After involving live Pumas on bar 6. Fully Distilled 21:45 Came terrified of the BM, absolutely destroyed it New HR: Women\'s walking record New HR: Women Pilsner Urquell (penalty beer) 3rd all-time: Hash walking record Beat a runner 7, PissOnYa 22:00 New HR: Krusovice New HR: 400mls Dresden Hasher beats previous German H3 BM record by over 3mins (!) 8. Left BeerHind DNF New HR: Boasting about drinking 5% 500mls but not even getting half way down the second one by the time we all left 9. Honeysuckle Timing us 30 secs off, thanks Semen!

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